Monday, November 23, 2009

When A Scorpio Falls In Love

Autocritica Rosa

will air Christmas and the desire to pull the teeth with the illuminations that the Milan Moratti (healthy carrier of cotonatura 80) did turn on the first 2 months ..
I was told that "women after 30 crazy," and here I leave for a healthy and conscious self-criticism.
I put on standby life of Bridget Jones and immerse myself in one of MedioMan.
MedioMan aged between 30 and 40 years.
MedioMan had at least one report, in addition to the one with the 11 men, addicted tissue, which sees all Sundays, Saturdays and Wednesdays cup.
MedioMan if you made them all? False
MedioMan if all would do? I avail myself of the right to remain silent.
MedioMan women who must face every day:
_ Saying stubbornly misunderstood phrases as "Read between the lines" If I say nothing is logical that there is something. "
_ They have a concept of monogamy, which includes, in addition to the reproductive organs, including eyes, ears and finger with which you write the sms.
_Appartengono a mysterious cult of female called friends who gather to worship the Prince Charming is nowhere to be found.
_Hanno a variable number of gay friends that "if the matching socks-pants guesses" you're gay, even if you're making out with Angelina Jolie.
_ To wear all the shoes that they should live 150 years on average.
_ If they see a contemporary wear a white veil or pushing a stroller instantly assume the form of Gollump Lord of the Rings, though the youngest is unfortunate, if only for one day, become the URL of Munch.
_ If you are nice and late evening does not get their phone number, fax, or at least friendship in a social network of 3400 containing them, fall into a vortex of darkness that makes it seem Manzoni, Milano bet Zelig.

In light of this examination of conscience let your heart at rest
MedioMan suffer from a particular type of colorblindness, sees only black and white ... and for us to be all pink.

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